Top ten things that sound dirty in every day life..

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN EVERY DAY LIFE, BUT MAKE PERFECT ..............SENSE IN THE OFFICE:

*10. I need to whip it out by 5.
* 9. Mind if I use your laptop?
* 8. Just stick it in my box.
* 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
* 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
* 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
* 4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
* 3. It's an entry level position.
* 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
* And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:
* 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN EVERY DAY LIFE, BUT MAKE PERFECT........SENSE IN A LAW FIRM:

* 10. Have you looked through her briefs?
* 9. He is one hard judge.
* 8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
* 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
* 6. Is it a penal offense?
* 5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
* 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
* 3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
* 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
* And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't
* 1. Think you can get me off?

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN EVERY DAY LIFE, BUT MAKE PERFECT.........SENSE ON THE GOLF COURSE:

* 10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
* 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
* 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
* 7. Look at the size of his putter.
* 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
* 5. Mind if I join your threesome?
* 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
* 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
* 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
* And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't
* 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first