- Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
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Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
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Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code 3 in Housewares"... and see what happens.
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Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
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Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are
sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding
Department.
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When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
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While handling large knives in the Kitchen Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
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Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
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Hide in a clothing rack... and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
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When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO...! It's those voices
again!!!"
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And last but not least: Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait
a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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